61 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "Game Of Thrones"

Death, destruction, lots of sex, and sometimes all at the same time.

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1. The title credits will play, and you will be very, very excited.

2. DUN-DUN DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN...

3. A Game of Thrones episode without at least three deaths is considered a dull affair.

4. Jorah Mormont will be friend-zoned by Daenerys Targaryen.

5. Boobs.

6. More boobs.

7. Also, some butts.

8. "Winter is coming."

9. Winter will not actually come.

10. Jon Snow will know nothing.

11. You will remember, at best, half of the characters' names.

12. A Lannister will repay a debt. They always do.

13. Hodor.

14. There is a 50% chance a Stark will die.

15. Cersei Lannister will drink a lot of red wine.

16. She will then ask for a refill.

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