Cardio, bro.
1. 7:00 a.m.
2. Alright. LET'S DO THIS!
3. ::plays "Hearts on Fire" from the Rocky IV soundtrack::
4. ::pushes "Quick Start"::
5. ::increases speed to 6.5::
6. I feel awesome.
7. I can do this everyday.
8. Running 30 minutes like this is no big deal.
9. I'll be shedding weight in no time.
10. I'll be able to wear a proper suit without feeling like a robot.
11. I'll be able to go to the beach and ACTUALLY take off my shirt.
12. I can already see myself coming out of the water like James Bond.
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13. This feels friggin' great.
14. Can I bump up the speed?
15. HELL YES!
16. ::increases speed to 7.0::
17. I can feel my legs getting stronger.
18. I always measure my work outs by how sweaty my shirt gets.
19. I can feel the sweat dripping down the side of my forehead.
20 It's working.
21. I'm going to lose like 1000 pounds.
22. I'm gonna grow a six pack.
23. I'm gonna look like a goddamn beast!
24. I will wake up everyday at 6:30 in the morning and run my ass off.
25. People will be like, "Hey, have you been working out?"
26. And I'll be like, "Yeah. It's whatever."
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