Friday 12 September 2014

25 Things No One Tells You About Leaving Miami

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You will confuse people with your insidery Miami lingo.


You will confuse people with your insidery Miami lingo.


The moment you mention "getting down from the car" or say that you're spending a quiet Sunday afternoon just "eating shit," you will get a lot of stares.


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You will have to answer a lot of stupid questions about Miami stereotypes.


You will have to answer a lot of stupid questions about Miami stereotypes.


"Do you know [random friend from Miami]?" "Do you guys all speak Spanglish?" "Do you live in a sandcastle?" "Is it like Scarface?" Stop.


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You will miss Publix with the intensity of a thousand stars.


You will miss Publix with the intensity of a thousand stars.


Depending on where you move, of course. Publix can be found in Florida, Georgia, Alabama, South Carolina, Tennessee, and North Carolina. But most states in this otherwise great nation simply do not know the beauty of a Publix cookie or the majesty that is a Publix chicken tender sub. Weep for them. And, now, for yourself.


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...And Sedano's.


...And Sedano's.


Because why are you going to regulate black beans and sazón to an "ethnic" aisle? They should make up 98% of any supermarket.


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