Because kids these days amiright.
"Oh, you don't have any pockets for your iPod? When I was your age, there was no pocket big enough to tote our gigantuous discmans."
AND for shittier models, you had to hold the thing upright or it will skip tracks on you.
"Oh, there's no wifi here? WIWYA, we had to limit our use because internet came in disks and costed monies."
"Oh, your iPad battery is draining low?" WIWYA, we took notes with our bare brittle hands."
"And the aches! Between the inner thumb and index! OH, THE ACHES!"
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