"Rich Friends"

Used to mean: An elite group of acquaintances who make you feel a little bad about your own personal finances and overall success.

Now means: FREE WEEKEND AT THE HAMPTONS!!!

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"Jams"

Used to mean: Tiny canned fruit preserves.

Now means: The songs you can't live without for the next three months (see: "Problem", "Chandelier" and "Fancy".)

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