“We must be like SO annoying right now.
When people say that they don’t have enough money to do something and then spend that "imaginary cash" on drinks.
When someone announces that they aren't drinking for a weekend and act like they should get an award for it.
When you try to soberly flirt with someone who is drunk.
Which only becomes more awkward when you're on a first date and your date has to drink alone.
"I don't drink. But you totally can. And I still have fun. And I...you hate me now don't you?"

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