Monday, 2 June 2014

Two Guys Who Know Nothing About Celebrities Explain Celebrities

Featuring Chatum Tanning.


Miley Cyrus


Miley Cyrus


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Jack: I know miley. That's easy:

1. Hannah Montana

2. twerking

3. "Wrecking Ball." Boom.


Tanner: She was Hannah Montana. Now she's a skank. She's always flashing her vagina at her shows, right? And she has a bowl cut now.


Jack: Bopping my hips like yeah.


Rihanna


Rihanna


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Jack: This is super easy too. Umbarella. And she is mean to people on Twitter


Tanner: She likes to yell at people on Twitter.


Jack: I know there is more about her. She was in the board game movie. Battleship. BOOM!


Tanner: I think she smokes a lot of weed and posts pictures of herself smoking a lot of weed on Instagram.


Jack: True.


Tanner: Did we say "Umbrella?" She was that. Oh! Her first song sampled "Tainted Love," right?




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