Your baby won’t remember any of this… you hope.
Buying too many newborn diapers.
Babies grow so much faster than you realize that it's all too easy to have stacks of unused newborn diapers even after your baby has entered the next stage.
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Using the too small diapers on your baby anyway.
They'll only be able to hold back the tide for so long.
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Clipping the tip of your baby's finger when trying to cut their nails.
This will lead to you having an epic “I’m the worst parent ever" meltdown and promising your baby a pony.
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Letting your baby play with your phone without putting it on guided access.
It'll take less than five minutes for your baby to delete all of your apps, take 137 photos of the floor, and text "Scdbkbvewvltk.bvw;" to your boss.
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