All the single ladies, now put your hands up.
You can get dressed up and go out for cocktails with your girlfriends.
Without anyone getting suspicious and asking questions like, "Why are you so dolled up? Are you going to go flirt with other men?"
You master changing double/king size bedding.
Mo' helpers mo' problems.
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... and get the whole bed to yourself.
Without man sweat and toenails
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No one hogs the TV with sports.
Did you see that thing that Arsenal did that time? Did you? Did you give a shit?
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