Fact: Dogs change your life (and vocabulary) for the better.
Puppy
What it means to non-dog people: A dog up to 3 years old.
What it means to dog people: Your dog forever — doesn't matter the age, he'll always be your puppy.
Furniture
What it means to non-dog people: A nice thing in your home that you relax on.
What it means to dog people: Something that will always belong to your dog. Even when you train them not to go on it, you know they're eyeing it the second you leave.
Napping
What it means to non-dog people: A wonderful thing toddlers get and adults yearn for. Arianna Huffington freakin' loves them.
What it means to dog people: A WONDERFUL THING, made even better by your nap-time pal. Even if it involves a butt in your face.
Lint Roller
What it means to non-dog people: A nifty thing for a little lint here and there.
What it means to dog people: A LIFESAVER for all of your black clothing.
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