Whether you’re heading around the corner or across the globe, one thing’s for sure: You own way more solo socks than you ever could have imagined.
No matter how clean you thought you were, you'll unearth more dirt, mold, and dust than any one human could have possibly produced.
Don't mind me, just digging graves beneath my bed.
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On the flipside, it's a great way to finally get your place really, truly clean.
Which sucks, because then you have to leave it hours later.
Cardboard boxes all of a sudden become as rare and valuable as diamonds.
Resulting in you stalking your local liquor store for a month before the big day.
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And the world doesn't contain nearly enough bubble wrap for your purposes.
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