If comedy is truth and pain, I’m honestly going to die of embarrassment.
The dad who'll throw out his back for a dad joke.
The dad who chaperones your first date with a boy you've been crushing on for four years.
"So you asked my daughter out on a date, and for dinner, you went with Chick-Fil-A. Do you even love my daughter or did you just crave a chicken sandwich and were too ashamed to come here alone?"
Do I know the guy in short shorts dancing to Hey Ya!? NOPE.
The dad who should be expecting a call from PETA soon.
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