Let’s take it back to the barre.
"Spotting"
What it normally means: Getting a stain on something; seeing something far away.
What it means to a dancer: The answer to the question, “How do you spin around so much and not throw up?”
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"Split"
What it normally means: Going halfsies on a check for dinner or drinks.
What it means to a dancer: Touching your junk to the floor at will while everyone looks on with extreme jealousy.
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"Competition"
What it normally means: A friendly contest for some prize, honor, or title.
What it means to a dancer: A style of dance wherein one learns to split one's legs in the air, wear fishnets on stage, and snarl sexily at an audience by the time one is 7 years old.
"Carriage"
What it normally means: The pumpkin Cinderella rode in on.
What it means to a dancer: The single most important quality to develop in ballroom. Prepare to get taped to a broomstick.
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