Sunday, 24 August 2014

For Everyone Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused By Leonardo DiCaprio In "Titanic"

“Draw me like one of your French girls.” —me to Jack in my dreams


Titanic came out in 1997. I was 6 years old. I didn't get to watch it until five years later, when I was 11. And when I watched it, things happened.


Titanic came out in 1997. I was 6 years old. I didn't get to watch it until five years later, when I was 11. And when I watched it, things happened.


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It all started when I noticed the way that Jack was enamored with the mere sight of Rose.


It all started when I noticed the way that Jack was enamored with the mere sight of Rose.


With my braces and uneven hair due to various run-ins with my mother's scissors in the bathroom mirror, I had never had a boy look at me like that, much less look at me at all.


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But when I saw Jack, I suddenly NEEDED him to look at me.


But when I saw Jack, I suddenly NEEDED him to look at me.


I needed those eyes to move up and down my body. I needed that nod.


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I resumed being my unawakened, 11-year-old self, until I saw the hand caressing.


I resumed being my unawakened, 11-year-old self, until I saw the hand caressing.


Not only was Jack teaching Rose how to fly, he was beginning his teaching to me about my sexual desires.


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