Here's Matthew McConaughey Wearing A Fanny Pack

And somehow looking even hotter?!?!

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I'm not afraid of the fanny pack…you gotta kinda put it on the side to make it look a little less nerdy, but still, practicality wins out.
- Matthew McConaughey, DILF, Fanny Pack advocate

Here is McConaughey explaining his fanny pack philosophy in his own words: