Monday, 20 October 2014

The Definitive Ranking Of Supermarket Hot Sauces

Because variety is the spice of life.


Cholula Chili Lime


Cholula Chili Lime


Why, Cholula? Why do you mock us so? You took something great and made it awful. Cholula Chili Lime is the Adam Sandler of hot sauces. Not spicy with no real lime taste, it's just sad and now I'm sad, too.


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Goya Salsa Picante


Goya Salsa Picante


Not the hottest salsa you'll ever try, Goya Salsa Picante is still pretty decent in a pinch. With more of a vinegar-based flavor, it reminds you of Tabasco, but y'know, without being as awesome.


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Valentina Salsa Picante


Valentina Salsa Picante


Like Goya, this isn't the spiciest hot sauce in the world, but it does have great flavor. Sprinkled on fruit like watermelon or mangoes, the hot sauce stands out since it has a pretty good vinegar to salt ratio. Still, nothing to write home about.


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Louisiana Supreme


Louisiana Supreme


Whoa, Nelly! Anything that comes in jug form can't be that bad, right? Well, it can't be that good, either. Don't get me wrong, I would drench the shit out of my fried chicken in this, it just wouldn't be my first option, is all.


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