In heaven you get an endless bowl of mashed potatoes.
Someone will say, "Oh, vegetarians still eat turkey, right?"
People will be confused about how you're totally fine eating a big plate of side dishes.
YUM. Their loss.
You will feel bad asking if the stuffing is made with chicken or vegetable broth.
...and you'll inevitably offend someone by not eating their meat-containing potluck offering.
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