Pirate fancy dress is now the norm.
Your skinny jeans don't fit like they used to.
Your thighs are now bulging thanks to repeated trips up Park Street.
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And you still think cabs should be black, not blue.
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But at least you're completely comfortable with any sort of pirate fancy dress these days.
London's drinking trends no longer mean anything to you.
What do you mean, "Fancy an Aperol spritz?" Here, we drink cider. At all times.
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