I can’t believe I’m really at that “marriage and children” part of life.
Jenny Chang / BuzzFeed
1. SHE'S ENGAGED. LIKE MARRIAGE ENGAGED.
2. ~squeal~
3. But she was always so against marriage. What happened? Why has she joined the dark side?
4. When my mum finds out she won't let me hear the end of it. I get it mum, I'm unmarried. I GET IT.
5. No, I have hay fever, I'm not crying. I'm so happy for you. I'm not thinking about being forever alone or anything. Not.at.all.
6. This is now the seventh time I've heard her tell the proposal story.
7. Now that she's engaged. I wonder how I'll fit into her new life?
8. I'm losing my best friend.
9. She will now be someone else's best friend.
10. She's the pea in someone else's pod.
11. Can there by three peas in a pod?
12. I might as well change my name to "Third Wheel."
13. When something silly happens to her at work or her favourite pizza's on offer or that YouTube dog she loves releases a new video , I won't be the first person she calls anymore :(
14. And Facebook is just clogging up my newsfeed with engagement photos and baby pics. GIVE ME A BREAK.
15. I definitely haven't just spent all night dreaming up my own engagement photo. Nope.
16. She does seem genuinely happy.
17. But wait, I can't believe we're really at that "marriage and children" age.
18. Should I stop spending my nights on Netflix and tweeting members of One Direction?
19. Maybe I should officially become an adult now?
20. I'll never get married.
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