If I see another goddamn oatmeal raisin I swear to god I’ll scream.
Oatmeal Raisin
Don't mash up a dang granola bar into a circle and call it a cookie. I'm Santa Claus. I want sugar!
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Fortune
I already know my fortune, AND yours. Not necessary and not tasty.
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E.L.Fudge Double Stuffed
You are not the first person to think of this and it's not as funny as you think.
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Russian Tea Cake
NO THANKS, GRANDMA
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