17 Mean Tricks Drunk You Always Plays On Sober You

Drunk You is such a dick.

Drunk You likes to text people with the accuracy of a newborn using a cellphone.

Oh I'm sorry, last night I forgot how to use my opposable thumbs.

And when that sneaky asshole finally does get a text out, it's to an ex.

WE PROMISED EACH OTHER WE WOULDN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.

And Drunk You is so goddamn evolved they will even highjack Sober You's emails.

Oh yes, I'm sure my boss would love me to respond to that email at 4 a.m.

Drunk You loves wearing heels. Who cares if Sober You can't walk in them?

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