22 Times Tumblr Wrote A Better Plot To "Captain America: Civil War"

Tumblr’s plotlines for this movie are guaranteed to be way less upsetting than whatever Marvel’s got cooked up. Let’s enjoy this while we still can.

Tony why would you do this? Even Steve knows better and he's a fossil.

Let's just marathon them both.

STEVEN. GRANT. ROGERS.

Go to your super soldier reinforced room.

Just explain that you have a blueberry allergy and save everyone a lot of trouble.

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