There is nothing as good as bad gay porn acting unless you actually want to watch gay porn. Then it’s the worst.
"My daddy taught me"
Best line: "Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks."
Second best line: "Hmmm!"
Third best line: "Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin."
WHAT?!
"Welcome to the band"
Best line: *Some type of Eastern European accent* Let's get something straight, that was the first and last time either one of you will ever touch my ass again."
Second best line: "Fuckin' bitch."
Third best line: "See you at rehearsal."
Lol okay.
"The electrical box"
Best line: The only thing this is gonna work for is for a gloooryhole.
Second best line: A gloryhole? What's that?
Third best line: Well, you just go put your face up to that opening and I'll show you what a gloryhole's used for.
Sure!
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