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"This one time, a guy left skid marks all over my sheets. Skid marks."
"Once after a tough breakup, I went home with a guy I had met at a concert. He seemed cool enough at first, and though he said he forgot his apartment keys someone buzzed us up anyway so I figured it was normal. After we started hooking up, someone knocked on the door super loudly. He just gave me a weird laugh and said, 'Yeah, we have to go, I don't actually live here.' Quickest I've ever gotten dressed, and needless to say I never spoke to him again!"
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