Unless you just don’t give a shit, that is.
Universal Pictures
"When I was about 10 years old, I was out shopping with my mom, and I had to go to the bathroom. When I walked in, it smelled absolutely putrid, but I really had to go. When I opened the door to the first stall, there was liquid shit absolutely everywhere — on the toilet, on the floor, on the walls. So I went to the next stall, and it also had shit everywhere. Keep in mind: Neither toilet had been tainted, but every other surface was wrecked. It was like someone had intentionally missed the toilet with a shit hose. After going through four other wrecked stalls, I finally found a clean one. But after I came out, I came upon a woman who was completely pantless with shit running down her legs. I had no idea what to do. She was coming at me and was about to touch me for some reason. Whatever the case, I've never fled a bathroom so quickly in all of my life. As an adult, I feel bad for her, but as a child, all I was thinking about was getting away from this pantless lady covered head to toe in shit."
—submitted by Dabria Dahlhaus, Facebook
"I was in a stall minding my own business when suddenly I felt a little hand start petting my foot. I have a tattoo of a dragonfly on it, and apparently the toddler in a stall with his mother felt the need to touch it. I heard his little voice say, "Oh so pretty," and the mom just started laughing. All of a sudden, the toddler's face was in my stall while he was lying on the disgusting bathroom floor, and he started talking to me. I had no idea what to do. I mean, what do you do with a random kid watching you go to the bathroom?!"
—submitted by Cassandra Reuscher, Facebook
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