A closer look at the most “scandalous” clique on the playground.
These girls are the Ashleys.
The Ashleys comprise a clique of ridiculously rich, popular fourth-grade girls who attend Third Street Elementary School on Disney's Recess. Known for their catchphrase "Scandalous!", the Ashleys are snobby, shallow, and diabolical, making them the best antagonists of the Recess gang. Here's a ranking of the Ashleys, from least cool to dopest.
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Ashley T.
Full Name: Ashley Tomassian
Favorite Color: Green
Meanest Moment: Jinxing Gus in "Jinxed"
Every crew needs its "nice one," and Ashley T. is the nicest of the Ashleys (though that's not saying much). Sure, Ashley T. isn't as cruel as her friends, but that's probably because she's got the least dialogue. Ashley T. is never really seen doing much more than going along with the rest of the clique as they torment the other kids on the playground. Her fashion sense is impeccable, but she amounts to little more than a glamorous henchwoman.
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Ashley B.
Full Name: Ashley Boulet
Favorite Color: Yellow
Fashion Dopeness: Her signature look — a plaid yellow skirt paired with a yellow cardigan — borrows from Cher Horowitz's iconic yellow plaid ensemble in Clueless. Name another fourth grader who could pull that off...
Over the course of the series, Ashley B. emerges as second Ashley in command behind Ashley A., and appears to be the latter's closest friend. Ashley B. is quite formidable and will come down hard on anyone. This includes fellow Ashleys too, as it was Ashley B. who led the charge to excommunicate Ashley A. from the clique when Ashley A. forgot to wear purple in honor of the clique's sacred "Purple Day."
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Ashley Q.
Full Name: Ashley Quinlan
Favorite Color: Blue
Astrological Sign: Leo
Boss Bitch Moment: Kicking a kickball all the way to China while examining her nails, and shredding super athlete Vince's confidence in the process.
Ashley Q. is arguably the cruelest of the Ashleys, eagerly partaking in all their mean girl plots and, when she has downtime, tormenting Gus and antagonizing Spinelli. Over time, Ashley Q's visibility diminishes in favor of Ashley B., but she remains the only fashionable redhead giving Joan Holloway any real competition.
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