In honor of the final season premiere tomorrow, it’s time to sort some current characters into their appropriate Hogwarts houses.
Leslie Knope - Gryffindor
I stand by this one with all that I am. Leslie has the ambition of a Slytherin, sure, but that’s not her main game. The thing about Leslie is that she thinks that whatever she does is moral and just, and if justice is on the line, she won’t stop. She filibustered for some of her worst enemies because she thought it was the moral thing to do. That’s Gryffindor.
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Ann Perkins - Hufflepuff
Ann is a nurse, and nurses literally nurture for a living. Hufflepuffs are sweethearts, just like Ann. Besides, Ann is Leslie’s loyal one, and we all know that loyalty is a marked Hufflepuff trait. Agreeing to text someone every 30 seconds just to tell them that everything is going to be OK is so Hufflepuff.
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Ben Wyatt - Ravenclaw
If you ask me, Ben is Pawnee’s only Ravenclaw. Intellect is crazily important to him, from accounting to the inner workings of Model UN. But Ben also has a creative side, like that stop motion movie or creating the Cones of Dunshire (even though it makes no sense). Because he loves to learn things as well as invent them, there’s no place else for Ben.
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April Ludgate - Slytherin
April is two sides of the Slytherin coin. At first, she’s the pure ancestry Slytherin because she only wants to hang out with people who are like her. Understandable. Now, I’d argue that April is more of an ambitious Slytherin. She stops at nothing to get what she wants, whether that’s a home for rescue animals or making her high school enemies look bad. Whatever it takes, she’ll do it.
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