In real life there is no rosebud ;!;!;!;!;!;!;!;
You have to be in love to WooHoo.
In real life you can WooHoo with whoever you want, for as long as you want. Except if you call it WooHoo, you probably won't be WooHoo-ing with anyone soon.
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You can get rid of anyone who’s annoying you by building a wall around them and watching them die.
Even if we put aside the various moral, ethical, and legal problems of just killing everybody who pisses you off, do you have any idea how long it takes to build a wall? By the time you've even laid the foundations they'll have gone home and called the police on your murdering ass.
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Drowning people is totally OK.
Drowning people is not OK.
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Peeing yourself is a pretty regular occurrence.