Fame is not a cure for dad jeans.
"'Always making you laugh at the dinner table and telling you how to undercut the bullies with humor' dad."
"Non sequiturs at the table."
"He'd always put a tuna sandwich in your lunch."
"He would give you socks as gifts a lot."
"And he'd also bring a camcorder to all your games and plays and stuff. An old one."
"You'd learn to play catch with a navel orange or something and think that's normal but talk to your friends and they'll be like, 'We use a baseball, your dad is weird.'"
"Like, you grow up thinking, My dad is so weird, until one day you realize wait your dad is the best."
"Yeah, Steve Buscemi would embarrass you until you were old enough to be like, Aw, that's actually really sweet."
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"Top dad."
"You'd just be exhausted by all of your friends being in love with your dad."
"'Hey, will your dad be home?' Ugh, stop."
"He would take the teacher's side when you got in trouble but laugh in the car at what you did."
"Funny but scary pre-prom dad. Like, shows up at the door with a badass look on his face making sure you have his little girl back by 11, you hear?"
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