Forget ” Engagement Chicken .” What about One-Night Stand Burritos? You need a recipe for every stage of your relationship.
Sexytime Brussels Sprouts
So you just started dating but no one's put the moves on yet. You've thought about making the first move to initiate intimacy, but wait! Stop! Don't be a chump. Roast up some Brussels sprouts if you really want a one-way ticket to the bone zone.
Recipe here.
Respect Me As a Person Pork Chops
If your partner doesn't really respect your hopes and dreams and sees you more as a piece of meat, it's time to cook up the perfect piece of meat to convey that you're an individual with real feelings and you deserve respect. Be careful to serve the most respectable side dish possible so you don't negate the message of your juicy pan-fried respect chop. Kale and beans says, "I've got important things to say." Mashed potatoes says, "Me a baby." Choose carefully.
Recipe here.
Finally Moving in Together Kebabs
If you really want to live with your significant other, you could sit down and have a talk about the pros and cons of sharing a living space OR you could make these tantalizing kebabs. There's just something about eating food on a stick that makes people want to cohabitate.
Recipe here.
Stop Liking Your Ex's Posts On Facebook Ham
It's so sweet and progressive for your partner to maintain a healthy friendship with their ex, but it's time they stopped making a goddamned fool of you all over the internet. That's not always an easy thing to talk about...unless you say it with ham! Say good-bye to jealousy and hello to appropriate boundaries with sweet, tender baked ham. One bite of this ham and that itchy "like" trigger finger will be put to rest.
Recipe here.
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