It was all AskJeeves round here when we were your age.
That you're enjoying that unpaid internship.
Making all those contacts, learning all that stuff, gaining all that experience. It gives us a warm feeling to help out.
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That your social media skills will be used to displace us in a bloodless but implacable coup.
This will probably have something to do with Doge. (If that reference is already out of date, it only reinforces the point.)
That your rooms contain no books, CDs or photos.
We picture a clean white space with just a few wi-fi enabled devices, a tin of moustache wax and a ukulele.
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That you're entirely hairless below the neck, like a Tolkien elf.
Waxing wasn't a thing when we started having sex. Not even trimming. We've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
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