What it’s like to be part of the assless masses.
The total mystification with which you look at Kim Kardashian butt selfies.
And the (probably too high) amount of time you've spent scrolling through Jen Selter's Instagram.
It's just ... how.
You are familiar with alllllllll the Instagram tricks in the book.
No matter how tight your jeans feel when you first put them on, you'll have lower butt/upper leg gapping by EOD.
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