Love em’ or hate em’ … we always end up dating them.
The Smotherer
Is it getting a little hard to breath in here? Damn, when they said “love is in the air," we did NOT know it would be this pungent. The Smotherer is great at first; they offer the confidence boost you need/wanted. They don’t leave you guessing if they are going to text you or wondering if they are attracted to you. The Smotherer really lays it all on the table. However, this type of 14-year-old, write-you-a-poem-in-their-AIM-profile, obsession gets old quick.
The Project
Ugh, we all want to fix someone. Maybe we have been watching too much HGTV. The Project has so much damn potential but so many hurdles in their way. The Project can be rewarding, because sometimes you really can help change a person for the better. But remember: you are NOT The Property Brothers or Ty Pennington, so be prepared for same person to be on the other side when you “MOVE THAT BUS!”
The Player
The Player is charming, funny, and knows exactly what to say and when to say it. You might have started talking to The Player when they were dating someone else--but you’re different, right? Wrong. It’s all about the chase for The Player so beware; once they get you, they will be on to the next.
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The Hipster
They drink black coffee, smoke cigarettes, and listen to records on vinyl. They watch indie films with subtitles and have been published to unheard of literary magazines. And you are just waiting for them to figure out they are too cool for you. The Hipster is great. You are basically taking a college level course and dating someone at the same time.
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