Find out how the stars will align for your butt.
Aries (March 21–April 19)
Your butt has a secret. And maybe lately your butt's been feeling a little lost. So be kind and understanding while your butt sorts things out. And don't worry, soon your butt's burdens will be lifted.
It's a good year for you and your butt to travel. However, be careful with your butt's finances in the coming month and watch out for your butt in general. And if your butt has found love, it's time to commit already!
Taurus (April 20–May 20)
Your butt is about to have a personal epiphany. It's time for your butt to start over. Maybe go back to school. Butt school.
It's time to stop and take a look at what is and isn't working for your butt. And it's going to pay off because this will be a good month for your butt's hopes and dreams. Maybe even a new career. However, toward the end of the month your butt might get in a fight or reveal one of its secrets.
Gemini (May 21–June 21)
It's time for your butt to take it easy. This is a bad month for your butt to travel so best to keep it at home. Even so, this is the month for your butt to make some new friends. Maybe even find love! One word of warning: Make sure your butt doesn't owe anyone money or there could be trouble in the coming days.
Cancer (June 22–July 22)
These have been confusing times for your butt. But fret not, because your butt is about to gain some much needed clarity. And, more good news, your butt might even get a bonus! And you'll need it, because your butt might also incur some unexpected expenses. So make sure you watch how your butt is spendin' that money, honey. To be safe, wear comfortable pants.
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