“Crazy in Love” doesn’t even begin to describe it.
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1. You constantly check your phone to see if your crush has texted you, even if it hasn't buzzed.
2. You freak out whenever your phone buzzes, because it just might be your crush.
3. When you see that it was your crush who texted you, it takes you at least a full minute to compose yourself before you can check your text. A choir of angels might even be singing in the distance.
4. If it wasn't your crush who texted you, your heart sinks and you curse whoever had the nerve to contact you.
5. You agonize over every word, punctuation mark, and emoji you use when you text your crush as if you were one of the founding fathers writing the Constitution.
6. Every minute it takes for your crush to respond to you can only be described as complete and utter agony.
7. You calculate how long before you respond to your crush, sort of like Goldilocks did with the three bears' porridge; it can't be too soon or too long, but has to be just right.
8. When it comes to stalking your crush on social media, you're as efficient as the NSA.
9. You know Instagram is the way to check out how hot your crush is, while Twitter is best for background on personality.
10. You've accidentally liked an old photo of theirs on Instagram.
11. You are a master at the art of reverse-stalking your crush on Facebook.
12. Timing when you friend your crush on Facebook is a fine art that you have perfected.
13. If your crush friends or follows you on social media before you do, it is pretty much the best moment of your entire life.
14. You will sporadically like and comment on your crush's Facebook activity, finely straddling the line between creepy and cute.
15. You know your crush's middle name, the names of their parents, siblings, any pets, and best friends — whether or not you have ever talked to them in person — because of social media.
16. You also know their favorite TV shows, movies, foods, and taste in music.
17. You also know random trivia about your crush, like where they went on vacation in 2011 or what clubs they were part of in college.
18. If you talk to your crush, you have to be super careful not to let on how much you know about them via the internet.
19. You'll tweet about your crush's favorite TV show or movie just after they did in the hopes of favorably gaining their attention.
20. You'll also post something online that makes you seem "cool" or even "hot" if you know your crush will see it.
21. You and your friends have a nickname for your crush. You probably think it is clever, but really it just is creepy.
22. You are able to spot your crush from far distances or in a crowd because of weird distinguishing physical features, like the shape of their head or the size of their ears.
23. You've probably had a dream about your crush.
24. You've probably had an inappropriate dream about your crush.
25. You also will daydream about your crush. You will probably think about how cute they are.
26. Also, what they are doing right now.
27. Maybe even what they are wearing.
28. And most important, if they are thinking about you right now too.
29. In your mind, you've tried on your crush's last name, just in case you get married.
30. You've already picked out your honeymoon spot.
31. Also, what you will name your children.
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