Saturday, 19 July 2014

A Ranking Of 27 Classic ’00s Teen Movies, From Worst To Best

So many memories.


Hello! We (Tabatha, Roz, and Ailbhe) were all teenagers who watched a lot of chick flicks in the '00s.


Here is our ranking of the most pertinent cinematic masterpieces of the greatest decade.


It's A Boy Girl Thing (2006)


It's A Boy Girl Thing (2006)


Ailbhe: This was a Freaky Friday-style film. There was a weird boy-girl body swap in it. And Anna from The O.C.! And a period joke?

Roz: It was so bad. And it had a whole, “Hey Dad, I’m just trying to figure out my life, stop pressuring me,” storyline.

Ailbhe: Yesss, and they were neighbours?

Roz: Yes! Neighbours!


Rocket Pictures / eruptedrainbow.tumblr.com


EuroTrip (2004)


EuroTrip (2004)


Roz: Picture every offensive European stereotype you can think of. That was this film. It had Buffy’s little sister in it. What’s her name? She was in Gossip Girl.

Ailbhe: Michelle Trachtenberg!

Roz: It tried so hard to be funny. There were lots of slapstick and “whooooa, crazy! Europeans are SO weird!” moments.


DreamWorks Pictures / fanpop.com


Not Another Teen Movie (2001)


Not Another Teen Movie (2001)


Tabatha: These parody films were so crap. I never understood who their target audience was meant to be. Like, why would teenage girls watch films that made fun of films for teenage girls?

Roz: All I remember from this film was that amusing moment where two black men fought over who was the “token black guy”.

Ailbhe: Was Anna Faris in this? I can’t remember the difference between this and Scary Movie.

Roz: Oh yeah. Those two films merge for me too. She was in all of these films, I swear.

Ailbhe: I remember the trailer for this being waayyyy better than the film.


Original Film / spacecadet.tumblr.com




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