Wednesday 29 October 2014

21 Secrets All Extremely Pale Girls Have

Beyond the pale.


It's very easy for us to draw a self-portrait standing in the snow:


It's very easy for us to draw a self-portrait standing in the snow:


There I am.


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Most of us, pale and otherwise, know too well that makeup companies have no idea that "nude" is not a color.


Most of us, pale and otherwise, know too well that makeup companies have no idea that "nude" is not a color.


Raise your hand if, regardless of skin color, you've ever felt personally victimized by "nude" foundation.


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We know that the fastest way to piss us off is to call us "pasty."


We know that the fastest way to piss us off is to call us "pasty."


If by "pasty" you mean "flawless, vaguely blue-toned goddess," then yes.


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SPF 163 is our friend.


SPF 163 is our friend.


(Although that doesn't mean you don't also need UVA protection. Also, dermatologists note that, when you go above SPF 50 , the increase in UVB protection is minimal.)


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