It’s a disease, people!
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1. Well, first off, you're definitely not getting any work done. That's for sure. At least not for a couple of hours.
2. And that's mostly because you decided to go on Instagram.
3. And stalk people your friends follow. Because of curiosity and whatnot.
4. But then you start to get scared that you might accidentally double-click on a photo and then everyone will know you were stalking this person, so you move on to Facebook, where it's a bit safer.
5. So you go through your timeline, clicking on pictures of friends you haven't talked to in a while…
6. Which leads to you clicking on a stranger's album, even though you don't know anyone else in it, but the album is not that entertaining, mostly because you don't know anyone else in it, so…
7. You check out Instagram one last time before you get back to work.
8. But you're hungry. And you can't work on an empty stomach, so now you're trying to think of the perfect meal, which is literally impossible to do.
9. Somehow in that process you stumbled onto Wikipedia and now you're reading about Tom Hanks' childhood.
10. Which naturally leads you to check out how Rotten Tomatoes scored Cast Away.
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11. They gave it a 90% fresh rating, which you think is a little low because surely that's Tom Hanks' best movie, so you go to IMDb to see what else Tom Hanks has been in to prove your point.
12. Somehow you totally forgot about Forrest Gump, so you have to see if that got a higher rating than Cast Away, which it didn't (71% rating), so now you're determined to figure out if Rotten Tomatoes hates Tom Hanks.
13. While going through Tom Hanks' IMDb page, you notice that Tom Hanks is in every movie you love and now you don't even care if Rotten Tomatoes snubs him because you know he's the best and they're just jealous.
14. But just for good measure, you check out what Toy Story got because if that didn't get 100% then why even bother with this site? It did, obviously, so now it's time to see what The Santa Clause got because of Tim Allen.
15. Which leads you back to IMDb to read about the kid in The Santa Clause because "What's he been up to?"
16. "He was in Batman & Robin?! The one with Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze?! What? Who was he? Ah 'Young Bruce Wayne.' Good for him. I wonder how old he is…" So back to Wikipedia you go.
17. Apparently he is 28. Unfortunately, the rest of his Wiki page is pretty bland, so you go to Jonathan Taylor Thomas' page because he also worked with Tim Allen and probably should have been in that movie instead of Eric Lloyd, aka "Young Bruce Wayne," aka "Charlie."
18. "THE MOTHERFUCKING LION KING, SON!" And now it's time to play that Nashabenya song. Off to YouTube!
19. There you discover that it's actually "Nants Ingonyama Bagithi Baba" so you decide to look up the lyrics to better educate yourself.
20. After listening to that song, you see "I Just Can't Wait To Be King" on the right sidebar, and you're not going to NOT listen to that song, so…
21. "Is that really Jonathan Taylor Thomas singing? That can't be him. Although, I wouldn't be surprised if it was. It's JTT." And now you're back on Wikipedia looking up who sang "I Just Can't Wait To Be King."
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