Wednesday, 1 October 2014

It's Time Loud Chewers Were Banished To The Ends Of The Earth

Food is meant to be swallowed, not heard.


ALERT ALERT. A problem has plagued humanity for far too long. It affects us all, and is blind to race, age, and gender, even if you are Beyoncé. What are we talking about? LOUD CHEWERS.


ALERT ALERT. A problem has plagued humanity for far too long. It affects us all, and is blind to race, age, and gender, even if you are Beyoncé. What are we talking about? LOUD CHEWERS.


Nickelodeon


Where do we even begin with loud chewers? How about how when you're eating, all you want to do is enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet.


Where do we even begin with loud chewers? How about how when you're eating, all you want to do is enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet.


Paramount Pictures


Like, mealtime is PRECIOUS. Who wants to be bothered by ANY sort of noise, let alone someone chewing?


Like, mealtime is PRECIOUS. Who wants to be bothered by ANY sort of noise, let alone someone chewing?


Warner Bros.




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