Is there a magical sock-land where all the missing socks go to get away from us? WHERE ARE THE MISSING SOCKS?
1. Getting off the couch to do your laundry in the first place.
2. Carrying all your groceries back in just one trip.
3. Putting together an outfit in the dark and having it actually look good.
4. Remembering to call the doctor about that appointment you have to reschedule.
5. Cooking a healthy and balanced three-course meal.
6. Flipping an egg without having the yolk break.
7. Making new friends after college.
8. Keeping in touch with your college friends after college.
9. Watching the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy in one sitting without taking a bathroom break.
10. Watching the entirety of Breaking Bad in one sitting without taking a bathroom break.
11. Watching a blank screen for 12 hours straight and not wanting to slam your head against the wall.
12. Slamming your head against the wall and breaking through the wall without injuring yourself.
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13. Not eating free food that is offered to you.
14. Not getting a drink at an open bar.
15. Not staying in bed all day watching TV and napping.
16. Putting on real pants.
17. Teaching your grandparents how to use email.
18. Teaching your grandparents how to surf the internet.
19. Teaching your grandparents how to use the DVR.
20. Teaching your grandparents LITERALLY ANYTHING about technology.
21. Listening to Beyoncé and not dancing.
22. Unclogging your sink except you're not allowed to use Draino or anything like that, you have to actually stick your hands down there and pull out the hairball yourself.
23. Waking up before 6 a.m.
24. Waking up basically at any time without setting multiple alarms.
25. Actually getting ready for work in the time you've allotted yourself instead of spending an extra 10 minutes trying to brush your hair perfectly.
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