I made it through the week, and it’s time to let my freak flag fly! And by freak flag I mean it’s time for sweatpants.
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1. Ugh, I hate my alarm.
2. Oh, it's Friday morning. I can totally hit snooze just one more time.
3. Eh, I'll shave on Sunday.
4. Too bad you can't wear sweats on Casual Friday.
5. Ooh, a breakfast burrito sounds so good right now. I totally deserve one for working so hard this week.
6. When did it become common practice to interrogate people about their weekend plans? Like, if you have something you're excited to tell me about, just do it.
7. Maybe I'm just bitter because I know I'll be loading up on carbs and binge-watching Netflix all night.
8. Come to think of it, I should really buy a nicer pair of jeans. I know it's "Casual" Friday, but I mean, it wouldn't hurt to look a little sharper.
9. Maybe I'll go shop around this weekend and look.
10. My boy Aziz would totally approve — "Treat yoself," am I right?
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11. I've only been here an hour? Are you serious? I cannot believe I have seven more hours in this cage.
12. Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to be the guy from Office Space. It'd feel so good to push over this cubicle and just bounce.
13. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.
14. What's the real difference between "gangsta" and "gangster"?
15. Oh God, I wonder what people with children do on the weekends. I literally could not handle a crying baby after a hellishly long day.
16. How do people deal with sleepovers? Having six preteens gossiping in my living room would make me want to slam my face into a wall. Repeatedly.
17. Remember how cool TGIF was? Man, that was some good television. I feel bad for kids who have to watch the shit on the Disney Channel now.
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