*Water parks not included.
Dumbo the Flying Elephant®
Thrill factor: 1
Age appropriateness: -1
Nostalgia: 3
Total: 3
If we're choosing to ignore that you're definitely too old to be riding on Dumbo, we're still left with the fact that all this ride does is gently bounce you while spinning in a very tame circle. And is Dumbo even anyone's favorite Disney movie?
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Jungle Cruise®
Thrill factor: 2
Age appropriateness: 2
Nostalgia: 2
Total: 6
You ride in a boat and look at (robot) animals in their natural habitats. It's alright, if you're super into nature or whatever (in which case, just go to Animal Kingdom, dude.)
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Astro Orbiter
Thrill factor: 3
Age appropriateness: 2
Nostalgia: 1
Total: 6
You fly in circles in a rocket. Aside from a good view of the park, you won't get much out of this.
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The Barnstormer
Thrill factor: 3
Age appropriateness:1
Nostalgia: 4
Total: 8
It's the tamest roller coaster ever, but it gets points for being charmingly goofy.
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