Tuesday, 1 April 2014

The 13 Sexiest Passages From Classic Literature

So many bosoms and cockpieces, so little time.


Dubliners by James Joyce


Dubliners by James Joyce


What it says: "Then late one night as he was undressing for bed she had tapped at his door, timidly. She wanted to relight her candle at his for hers had been blown out by gust. It was her bath night. She wore a loose open combing-jacket of printed flannel. Her white instep shone in the opening of her furry slippers and the blood glowed warmly behind her perfumed skin. From her hands and wrists too as she lit and steadied her candle a faint perfume arose."


TL;DR: It's forbidden sexy-time.


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Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence


Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawrence


What it says: "And when he came into her, with an intensification of relief and consummation that was pure peace to him, still she was waiting. She felt herself a little left out. And she knew, partly it was her own fault. She willed herself into this separateness. Now perhaps she was condemned to it. She lay still, feeling his motion within her, his deep-sunk intentness, the sudden quiver of him at the springing of his seed, then the slow-subsiding thrust. That thrust of the buttocks, surely it was a little ridiculous. If you were a woman, and a part in all the business, surely that thrusting of the man's buttocks was supremely ridiculous. Surely the man was intensely ridiculous in this posture and this act...Yes, this was love, this ridiculous bouncing of the buttocks, and the wilting of the poor, insignificant, moist little penis. This was the divine love!!"


TL;DR: Anal sex is a little silly, but enjoyable.


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