Monday, 26 May 2014

A Definitive Ranking Of The Best Celebrity Jorts

#Jortslyfe.


Chris Brown


Chris Brown


Evaluative notes: Brown boldly pairs his jorts with business socks and BET awards. He also proudly displays his love of Absolutely Fabulous and Dr. Who with jorts tagged "BBC." But he's still a douche, so.


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Shia Labeouf


Shia Labeouf


Evaluative notes: Paler than the usual jort, but nevertheless of good length and fringe. Unfortunately being worn by Shia Labeouf.


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Madonna


Madonna


Evaluative notes: Good use of contrasting denim on denim. Surprising pairing of black belt with jorts — a move that's definitely not for amateurs.


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Usher


Usher


Evaluative notes: Usher's man capris push the boundaries of jortsdom in both length and wash, and maybe not in a good way.


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