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The Inside Story Of Deadmau5 And Rob Ford's Coffee Run

One of these men will order five espressos in one cup.

This is Deadmau5.

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He is a world renowned EDM DJ.

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This is Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

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He is also a DJ.

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Why It's Time To Ban Straight People

THIS IS IT.

Enough is enough. The signs are all around us. Change is on its way.

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Can You Get Through This Post Without Shedding A Tear?

Humans are wonderful. WARNING: Not for the easily teary-eyed.

First, look at the expression across this boy's face after concert-goers gave him a front-row seat.

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And the reaction of these two dads at the exact moment they met their new baby boy.

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Happy J.K. Rowling And Harry Potter Birthday Day!

Break out the Chocolate Frogs!

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21 Visual Puns You Need To See To Appreciate

Melon-collie.

Space(bar): The final frontier.

Clogged toilet. Literal potty humor.

Butter-cup, baby?

Presumably, also into bondage.

Which Supreme Court Justice Are You?

Oyez Oyez. Inspired by and adapted from this .

Zach Braff Explains His "Bromance" With Harry Styles

Donald Faison is totally jealous right now.

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31 Foods You Should Learn To Make In College

Becoming a real person means you need to figure out how that whole kitchen and cooking-for-yourself thing.

Eggs (at least two ways)

Click here if you want to keep it classy with scrambled eggs or here to get fried.

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Chicken Breast

Just tell yourself that this baked chicken recipe is healthier than fried chicken (even if that might not be true).

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Bacon

Impress your friends during boozy brunch by making perfect bacon.

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Avocado Toast

Your go-to breakfast is this easy.

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19 Real Thoughts Harry Potter Fans Actually Have

“I love Harry Potter like some people love their friends.” Based on these Secret confessions .

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How Well Do You Know The Skarsgårds?

Sure, there’s Alexander, but what about the rest of the stupidly attractive Skarsgård clan? Could you pick them out of a lineup?

This Baby Boy Falling Asleep Behind The Wheel Of A Toy Car Is All Of Us During Rush Hour Traffic

Long day at work, bud?

Fourteen-month-old James loves driving around in his toy car so much that he'll even take it out for a spin during nap time.

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But sometime sleep is good, buddy...

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Just ask this little girl.

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26 Things To Remember If You're Ever Feeling Down

Er, according to Tumblr.

Remember this description of Benedict Cumberbatch:

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Remember Sir Isaac Newton:

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Remember the 2014 Winter Olympics slogan:

Remember nature:

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Little Girl Gets On A Swing For The First Time And Absolutely Hates It

“Get me outta here!”

AllisonGaryAmber filmed her 14-month-old daughter on her first swing ride and thought she was having the time of her life. Only later, while viewing the footage at home, did she realize the kid was screaming, "Get me outta here!" over and over again.

Aziz Ansari's Character On "Parks And Rec" Has Some Of The Best Business Ideas Of All Time

Borderline genius.

This supercut featuring all of Tom Haverford's ingenious entrepreneurial ideas is inspiring as f*ck. Basically, he's way too ahead of his time, but just you watch and wait world! Contact lenses that display texts are coming at ya!

I mean, tweens have always needed their own cracker, amirite?

And you know glitter just makes everything better, so why not add it to laundry detergent?

Not into that? Put glitter in your butter! Have the best toast of your life.

25 Things Only People Who Fail At Exercise Will Understand

You can work out on the sofa… right?

You take a long hard look at yourself and realise something has to change.

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Your entire fitness regime could be summed up by this pie chart.

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You turn to your friends for support and guidance in the long road to fitness.

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"Today is the first day of the REST OF MY LIFE."

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Proof That Miranda Kerr Always Looks Devastatingly Perfect

We’ve reached human perfection here, people.

Here's Miranda Kerr looking devastatingly perfect. In case you weren't aware, she's like this ALL. THE. TIME.

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Here she is close up, so you can admire her eyebrows, eyes, eyelashes, nose, cheekbones, dimples, lips, teeth and chin. It's a lot to take in. Have a moment to marvel.

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Just look how perfect she looks here, with her hair perfectly falling to the side and her hand perfectly on her perfect hip.

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This woman knows.

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Here's What To Do When Your Ice Cream Is Too Hard

This genius life-hack means you will NEVER AGAIN have to wait around like a chump while your quart of cookies-and-cream softens up.

As a living human, chances are you've known the soul-crushing pain of taking a quart of delicious ice cream out of the freezer and then realizing that's it TOO HARD TO EAT.

What, you really expect me to wait around for 20 minutes while it thaws out? What do I look like, some kind of saint with INFINITE PATIENCE?

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But! Great news! The brilliant minds over at America's Test Kitchen have devised a method to circumvent this serious problem.

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First, run a sharp knife under hot water to heat it up.

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Now, slice your ice cream cross-wise...

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Someone Used NDTV Good Times' Twitter Account To Admit How Much They Hate Working There

And @NDTVGoodTimes actually had a pretty fantastic response.

6 Famous People Who Died In July 2014

The Ramones are reunited.

Tommy Ramone

Rock Musician

January 29, 1949 – July 11, 2014

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Elaine Stritch

Actress

February 2, 1925 - July 17, 2014

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Johnny Winter

Blues Musician

February 23, 1944 - July 16, 2014

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James Garner

Actor

April 7, 1928 - July 19, 2014

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