Because sometimes bad things happen to good people.
1. Why did I wait so long to do this?
2. Did every single human in my building make a pact to do laundry right now?
3. Who would even be doing laundry right now?
4. OK I am, so...
5. So that's where that shirt went.
6. Hm, but what happens when it's a white shirt with colored polka dots?
7. I should probably know this by now.
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8. When your underwear is still wedged inside your pants, they're still effectively cleaned, right?
9. Doesn't matter, too lazy to separate them.
10. Dry clean only?
11. Nah, they're just saying that.
12. But maybe it will melt/break/explode if I wash it...
13. Oh well. YOLO. (You Only Launder Once)

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