“Yeah, I can’t go out tonight. I have to do laundry.”
1. You firmly believe that the Dyson Ball vacuum is one of the greatest inventions of our time
2. And infomercials are now pretty damn convincing
3. You've debated about which toilet bowl cleaner to purchase
4. But know exactly which toilet paper to buy
5. You enjoy going to Bed Bath & Beyond
6. And Pottery Barn
7. Candles make you happy
8. So do new socks
9. You understand the importance of good tupperware
10. You've brought a dish over to someone's home
11. And you're still pissed that they haven't returned it yet
12. You consider going to the post office as a "busy weekend"
13. You'd rather just stay home than go out
14. You know to avoid certain drinks/shots
15. And you actually avoid them
16. Crowded places easily frustrate you
17. You have a strong desire to make your own pizza
18. You know the best place to get a salad
19. You realize your metabolism is not what it used to be
20. You've discussed this issue with your friends
21. You believe eating Honey Nut Cheerios is indulging
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