Do they make these jeans any skinnier?
"I love dating women my age. Hell, I've even dated older ones."
Are you looking for applause that you're dating age appropriately? That's like wanting kudos for not farting in a crowded elevator.
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"Yeah, I got swag."
Saying you have swag is basically the opposite of actually having it.
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"We should get some Jäger bombs."
Why on god's green earth are you still drinking Jägermeister? And more importantly why are you doing Jäger bombs? Or shots in general? Be the grown man that you are and sip a damn whiskey like the rest of us. Or a Pinot Gris, whatever floats your boat.
"Does this fedora look good?"
No. It doesn't, so stop asking.
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