“You mean you don’t want to split the check?”
When you start work and there are plenty of silverware rolls from the night before.
They see me rollin', they hatin'...
When you screw up an order, and the chefs doesn't yell at you.
Cats are dogs, dogs are cats! The world is topsy-turvy!
When a large party doesn't want to split the check.
You mean, one of you is taking care of this check? You just made my night.
When a guest doesn't walk away with your favorite pen.
This is my pen. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

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