It’s hard out here…
When you sit on the toilet and at least 70% of it touches the water, so you have to use more toilet paper because now your dick is wet.
When you're doing jumping jacks and it smacks you in the chest and you have to check if you broke a rib because your dick is so massive, even when flaccid.
When you walk into Starbucks and someone accidentally orders a "grande penis" instead of a blueberry scone because they were looking at your large member.
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When you have to uptuck using the collar of your shirt.
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